What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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