- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

white or wheat? wheat please.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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