-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Eric is gay Ha

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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