- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Tall asians

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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