- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Don't believe in Atheists.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Yo Mama just died.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What is green and slow Grass.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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