- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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