I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Anti Joke

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