- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Knock knock Fuck off!

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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