A guy walks into a bar

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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