What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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