- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Knock Knock. Not home.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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