- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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