whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

one stop shop

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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