- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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