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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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