Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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