- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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