- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the man sad His got raped

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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