- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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