Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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