Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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