Granny porn!

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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