- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

One, two, three, four and five

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

God is real.

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