What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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