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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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