- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Knock knock. Get out!!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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