- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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