Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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deez nuts

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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