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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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