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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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