A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

one stop shop

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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