A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

America

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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