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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

this website is a bad joke

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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