What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A guy walks into a bar

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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