- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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