- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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