- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

your mama so old, shes dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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