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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

women's rights.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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