What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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