What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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read this sentence again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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