What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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call me maybe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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