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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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