- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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