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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

j.p. is dumb

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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