Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

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