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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What is black and has no education A tire.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What is my name? I dont know

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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