- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why was the man sad His got raped

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Small Penis.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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