An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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