Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Can anyone Lenin money?

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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