- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

1+1=2

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Fat? Jesse Z

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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