- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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