- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Take wrong turns

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

eoin burgin is fat

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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