- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

hey hey apple

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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