A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Women's rights

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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quantum physics?

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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