- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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