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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

hers a joke... japanese people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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