Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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