- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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