Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

H o m o comes out as homo

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Poker? I barely even know her.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Wait! hundred billions!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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