- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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