What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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read this sentence again.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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call me maybe.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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