What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

womens rights.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A lot eh?

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Immigration Laws

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

read me write me

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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