- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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