- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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