Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

BIG PENIS

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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