- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What is white and long? A New York winter

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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