- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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