Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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