- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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