- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??