- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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