11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What's one plus one? two.

what looks like a banana? a penis

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

your mom is so fat.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What's up? Your time.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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