How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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why dont they make black forks

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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