How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

I'm Coming

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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