- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

David Cameron

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Your're racist.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

you see theres this guy.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I think everybody should have a penis.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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