How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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