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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

your mama's so fat... that's it

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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