- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Beka has AIDS

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

yolo your orange looks orange

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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