- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Cheese

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

"Knock knock" Come in!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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