- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Sixty... eight

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

* anti-punchline

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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