- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a door yes

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mom.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

who is really lanky? james cornish

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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