I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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