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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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