- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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