- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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