- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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