- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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