- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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