Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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