- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

There's my tractor.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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