- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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