- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

read me write me

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??