- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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