your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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taking out the trash... at night

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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