Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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