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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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