How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

A American seeking into mexico

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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