Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Wenis Penis

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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