Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Weaner

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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