A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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