- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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