- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Guest what in the butt

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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