Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Adam Chebali is awesome

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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