a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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