Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

can you touch your toes? no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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