What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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