A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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