yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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