Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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