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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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