What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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