- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

You idiot.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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