- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

This is my favorite antijoke.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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