Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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