- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A man was shot. He died.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Skinny people fart less.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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