- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

asians have slitted eyes lol

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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