- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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