- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

i hate non minorities!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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