- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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