- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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