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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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