- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

An Asian with a big dick.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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