Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Pain Olympics.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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