- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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