- Anti Joke

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Obama lin Baden.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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