What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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