Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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