A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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