What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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