- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Katy Perry

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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