Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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