What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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women's rights.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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