- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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