Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

what's the difference between a crocodile?

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