- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

You bumder!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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