What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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