- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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