- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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