- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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