- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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