How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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eoin burgin is fat

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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