- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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