Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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