- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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