- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Women's Rights..

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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