Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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