- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Golf.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Yo Momma is not fat.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

who is really lanky? james cornish

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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