- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

penis. nuff said.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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