Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Pickle

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Please ignore this statement.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

yolo your orange looks orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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