- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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