- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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