I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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