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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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