Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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