Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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AIDS

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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