- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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