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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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