- Anti Joke

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

The cream, it is coming

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What is a jew in space? Dead

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

The cream, it is coming

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What is a jew in space? Dead

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't