- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

autistic kids rock

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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