- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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