Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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