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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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